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There can only be one thing more stressful in cricket than being
run out. And that is being run out by one's captain. At Superstars we are unfortunately very susceptible to the
blight of the modern game but luckily now help is at hand with Barry Gigg Run Out Counselling Sessions. |
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In 2012 19 Superstars were dismissed "run out" over the season, while 18 were dismissed in 2011 this way.
These are available in your 2012 and
2011 and our analysis shows that Barry was responsible
for 270 of them. Please note we are experienced in analysis - we supply analysis for the Chancellor, banks and Premier League financial models. These high
numbers show this is a major issue for Superstars. |
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Barry Gigg Run Out Counselling Sessions aims to deal with this problem and are run by experienced
professionals in the field under controlled conditions. There are two types of session- |
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1. The General Sessions looking at long term care. |
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In these sessions our professionals will look into the deep
psychological effects of being run out by Barry and try and treat the symptoms. Please book early for our
first session, which is at Wembley Stadium, as it only has a 90,000 people capacity and we expect to be
vastly over-subscribed. Our estimates are that many millions of people have been run out by Barry
in his career. |
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2. The Smaller Sessions looking at short term resolutions. |
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These sessions are straight after any run out situation to treat short
term issues. It is run by amateurs who no nothing but take the poor, unfortunate Superstar to a psychological place
called "the pub" and use a miracle drug called alcohol to relieve the pain. There is much empirical evidence surrounding
this method. |
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Most of all, all of us at Barry Gigg Run Out Counselling hope you are
never afflicted by this condition but if you are we are here to help and make bundles of cash from it. |
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